This Brand Newbie really came out of the gate swinging, in a thread about a guy who needs help recovering bitcoins:
Hello i dont have any solution but donate me 1 BTC if u get urs
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I was planning on reporting the thread earlier because of the last part of the OP post on that thread but didn't since I wasn't sure. I guess since the thread it is still up I guess the last part of OP's post is allowed.