FWIW it would be quite hassle-free to launder money through the many casinos the crypto space has to offer: no problem with that? Never mind the fact that gambling is just an elaborate con, like knowingly playing with a rigged coin.
Come to think of it, Bitcoin was obviously invented for criminals. There is absolutely no conceivable reason why a law abiding person would want to be their own bank and keep their financials private. Preposterous.