I said stop speculating, dammit! I can assure you that nobody involved was too drunk to consent, and I certainly didn't get Lauda pregnant or vice versa. It's not even biologically possible! Probably. Hopefully...


I can also confirm that our alleged sexual relationship was perfectly normal, and so was the resulting cover-up. It's perfectly normal for powerful people to cover up alleged sexual relationships; this is in no way evidence of an unusual conspiracy, nor is are the allegations themselves a cover-up for something even more depraved. Which you should cease speculating about. Because such things definitely didn't happen. ¬.¬