Hahaha, so Neuralyzer from the movie Men in Black actually exist. Who is the uncle though, he did the programming for bitcoin which means that satoshi is just an idealist that needs people to have his/her ideas sprung to life. OP sounds like he had a miserable life getting programmed and reprogrammed to do stuff, are you sure you are a human(delusional) or a robot because you have been through a lot.