Your theory is quite hilarious. Satoshi could be anybody. We don't even know if he's dead. If he is, he could be one out of the many people who died in 2011. I'm sure you'd agree that quite a lot of people died that year and any of them could be Satoshi. The basis of your claim is really absurd.
Personally, I do not think there's any reason for you to want to know who Satoshi really is or was. If he blessed us with a great invention as bitcoin and choose to remain anonymous, then we should honor his choice by not trying to investigate who he is. Let's just remain grateful for bitcoin.