No, I was born in Vietnam on September 15, 1982. My family and I immigrated to the USA in 1994. Someone probably was inspired by an eBook I wrote in 1999 and went on their journey to program Bitcoin.
Satoshi Nakatomo??? Or is it Nakamoto??
I get that your mind is programmed or hacked which explains literally everything you wrote!
But who are you - an E.T??
Lol! I love to read such theories that occasionally pops up in bitcointalk and Reddit.
BTW, which company you are buying your weed from??