Second year
paid and second foxhole re-opened to properly celebrate the second anniversary of my
vixenation (yes, we're ostensbily celebrating the anniversary of the Merit Cycling Club, but we all know what we're really here for

). This year's celebrants are advised (but not required) to take additional precautions to avoid a repeat of last year's embarrassing confusion as to who got whom pregnant.

At the very least, consider wearing your name tag on an article of clothing you don't intend to immediately discard (I realise that for most people, this won't leave many options, but this is why dog collars are so practical).
With those ground rules (among other things) laid bare,
let's get this party started!