Thank you for this! After some reading, it seems like this is my best bet so I ordered one. Apparently backed by Binance, so easy to use with Binance Smart Chain which is important. No physical or wireless connection to a PC sounds good too. Unlimited space for coins and tokens.
I haven't looked into connecting it to a desktop wallet like MetaMask, but the app seems to be able to do what I want, and since it was only $45 including shipping, it was hard to resist.