Soon they won't have to do vaccination for chipping people. What they will do is dump millions of microscopic machines in our water supply. When we drink these machines down, they will flow through our bodies, hook together, and become microchips.

And if they are worried about protecting themselves legally if anybody finds out, they might dump the microscopic machines into the products the potato chip manufacturers sell. This way they have a right to call it chipping.

If they were trying to chip beavers, they could grow the microscopic machines in trees.