Happy birthday nullius! :p
Thanks, but—oh, noes! My personally identifying information has been leaked. How did you dox me? 😿
Someone must have submitted my ID on my behalf in my absence,
when theymos started enforcing KYC on the forum. Golly darn it,
Kitty! Have you no
respect for privacy!? 😾
What? Nullius was born??
Ah, phew. What a relief. I forgot:
I AM ETERNAL. With neither beginning nor end, I have no birthday for the NSA to discover. I am division by zero.
Muahahaha!∞