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[WO] The Bastard does Bitcoin
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nullius
on 29/03/2021, 20:36:24 UTC
⭐ Merited by Hueristic (1)

My girlfriend’s paysite, which accepts Bitcoin.  I’m the BOFH sysadmin.

(Why would I check the price?  After awhile, it gets boring to watch my ticker repeat 1 BTC = 1 BTC.  I mean, I love Bitcoin, but the thing just stays the same...)

Sometimes these things need to be pointed out to the PFY's.

PFY:  The secure way to back up your Bitcoin seed is to save it on a floppy disk, then rub magnets all over the disk so that quantum magneto-polarization will protect the data.

BOFH (after creatively electrocuting the PFY):  The secure way to back up your Bitcoin seed is to e-mail it to yourself using the department’s secure e-mail server.  Trust me, I have this thing locked down and absolutely hacker-proofed with 31337-bit military-grade encryption.