I've already checked price at mobile app before leaving bed. Please, help meee!!!
How about a bitcoin alarm that wakes you up by reading the price?
Might not be good, Richy... On the one side such an alarm might cause panic or alternatively premature ejection
from bed.
What? Nullius was born??
No he was manufactured in a lab from what have been going around.

I hope he is not one of those lab meats, then may have been better to name him: beyond Nullius, no?