Well, not all people have time to seek conversations online and develop friendships. My service is immediate and without any hassle of worrying about the other party not liking or ignoring you. But I totally understand your reservations towards this and I agree that it is not for everyone...
Buddy, you are only 19 years old and here you start a topic with offers to teach everyone life and give life advice? Do you like being funny? A good sense of humor is great, but not all jokes can be taken correctly. It is clear from your messages that you are not fully educated, as you create and ask not tactful questions. And yes, if you're bored, you probably need another chatting forum. I doubt that with this approach you will be able to earn something here. Friendship, the son, is not bought or sold.