The only logical choice is to continually roll for random user fNFTs until you get a satoshi one
It
is possible to get satoshi, but the probability is only about 0.03% per roll, so someone will have to get awfully lucky.
I don't think this is right. Satoshi's NFTs are not listed for sale. Unless buying a random NFT will allow you to get a NFT not listed for sale?
It also doesn't
look like satoshi actually has any NFTs. This is surprising considering how much coin he mined in bitcoin's early days.