There is perhaps something a bit unhinged about talking some LOL April first thing and turning it into some argument about how wonderful NFTs are.

Maybe you should consider that this massive insecurity you seem to be showing is a sign that you know or fear deep down that it's not all it's hyped up to be.   Most criticism in the world is right and repeating that sometimes similar sounding criticism was wrong -- doesn't change this.

In any case, if you want to work yourself into a foam about some grand idea that I think is a bunch of hokum-- knock yourself out!  People get off on all kinds of weird stuff, ... whips, chains, dressing up as sexualized foxes---- who am I to judge?  I suppose blockchain fetishism is no different.