what happens if someone posts their private key there.
That's like the first rule of Bitcoin. You break it, you lose it.
If someone is too childish to post their private key which has balance or has plan to use the address in the future then they do not deserve bitcoin. Let them be lol
Well honestly speaking you got us which was you goal of course. It was obvious that someone would notice it that it was april fool. I was dumb until JeromeTash posted it. Trust me I was evern working on tagging you 😅