you're wrong. this is definitely worth it. i just don't have the funds. I have about a lot of money locked up in roobet casino. they won't let me withdraw until these two transactions confirm.. :-) I'd pay $500 to anyone that can get these transactions confirmed for me.
Why didn't you say so 
This makes your transactions a lot more interesting!You can try ViaBTC's paid transaction acceleration service. It requires SMS verification, which I'm not willing to do, so I can't tell you how much they charge for it.