Yeah I mean that pretty much sums it up. "Police station" might be a bit strong, but...

Consider your proposition. You're asking:

- for $28,000 in BTC
- without collateral
- while anonymous, and
- without a reputation.

You've offered a considerable, unrealistic return of $56-$68k - basically 100-120% of the initial loan over "1 - 2 weeks", in hopes exceptionally stupid/greedy people with that kind of BTC to spare will take you up on your offer.

Problem is we've seen it a thousand times before. Congrats, you are time $#1001. Make an NFT of your post to commemorate it and sell it on OpenSea for $28k. Then you won't need a loan anymore.