Bitcoin down 25% last week and this place is discussing meat.
Yawn. It will be back up. Hey, didn’t I say that Bitcoin is boring (and that’s a good thing).
But, you are wwwwwwwwrrrrrroooooonnnnnngggggg!!!!!!
Bitcoin no be boring, even if uie-pooie are inclined to want to ascribe such "boring" descriptiveness to it.
Learn how to get ur lil selfie ccccccciiiiiitttttteeee, otherwise you are going to require a snap-out-of-it batman slappening, whether be by dis here wee widdle avatar or some other avatar that is more inclined towards physical (imagination) communications in regards to your inept and inapt descriptors directed at king daddy. #nohomo
I reiterate, Bitcoin is boring. A snoozefest! I sleep quietly at night, with my life savings in Bitcoin. So sleepy, it is.
If it makes you feel any better, gold is even more boring than Bitcoin.
If you want excitement, there are altcoins that recently gained 100x and then flash-crashed. Wheeee! Which ones will recover, and which ones will just slowly slide away into irrelevance? (If it makes you feel any better, you can enjoy similar excitement at a Bitcoin casino.)
Now, was there supposed to be some kind of a Bitcoin crash? Zzzz. See? I am not the only one:
Boring!
“King Daddy” tells a good bedtime story: “Once upon a time, I bought Bitcoin. The value is still there. Number go up. Hodl. Happily ever after. The end.”
At this point, Bitcoin is much more boring to me than keeping money in the bank. What will the bank do with my account? When will they demand more dox to let me use my money? (If you have not enjoyed the pleasure of this experience, then congratulations: It means that you have no privacy, and you are already in all of the corporate mass-surveillance databases that I avoid. I don’t exist. I am an unperson.) Will depositors be required to take a haircut during a recession, as as happened in some countries? They like to keep me in suspense!