Objectively, altcoins don’t have so much of an advantage as it may seem to the naïve newbie who just wants to buy a cup of coffee. Altcoins only seem to offer inexpensive transactions, because:
No one is buying and using shitcoins to buy a cup of coffee. Just as no one is buying Bitcoin to buy a cup of coffee.
Their using fiat to buy a cup of coffee. Which just further reinforces my point.
Also, are you trying to beat out JJG for the 2021 Wordie Man award or what?