Here,

Let me B R E A K it down for all the people screaming about escrow and why its utterly stupid for a seller to do this.

Lets say I agree to escrow.  THIS PUTS ALL THE BURDEN OF RISK ON ME.  You could take the coin, and turn around and say to minerjones you didn't get it, or it was damaged, or it was already redeemed.  Minerjones then gives you back your money.  And I have now lost my coin.

What part of this don't you people understand?