You should just use Doge for transferring value like the rest of us poor people.

I've just sent a Bitcoin tx at 7.7 sat/vByte. And the fees will keep decreasing, so if you guys have many inputs (faucet money) and relatively small Bitcoin transactions to send, this and (especially) next week-end are to be used. It may worth reading:
Transaction fees: send or waitMake use of the "special offers" instead of crying about the bad days.