[...] Danske Bank (Denmark) recently lowered the threshold for negative interest rates to ~$16,000/€13,300 [...]
WTF!?!

It's like the banks want you to buy bitcoin

. We all knew these times would come but it still seems surreal. Banks literally don't want your money anymore because it's costing them money to store it. ING recently even suggested their customers to store their money at other banks:
