tits Man no doubt, all US residents only care about tits because the girls are not pretty endowed at the back. I know this because I know things.
I just wanted to chime in and say that this is extremely off base. Besides being an ass man myself, it is practically American tradition to celebrate the female posterior. We invented the Daisy Dukes, twerking, and who could forget the Sir Mix-a-Lot classic Baby Got Back? I think a majority of American males transition from being a tits to an ass man around the time they lose their virginity...