Fuck that noise. At least with paper dollars they have to send a thug with a truncheon to get it from me.
No they don't.
"They" can take 50% from you without even knowing who the fuck you are by doubling its supply on the ledger... Just push one lil button and wing-a-dingie-adee-ding, wam-a-dee-wee-woo-doodle.. and you have 50% less value than you had. Easy ma peasie...
Note: Relatively speaking, I largely agree with your overall point lightfoot, in regards to the preference of physical currency over some of the recent digital shenanigans in the makings.. but I also wanted to highlight a wee bit of an overstatement that seemed to have been contained within your own framing of current monetary money dynamics (fiat especially).[[edited out]

Is something missing, such as a link? #justsaying