all bitcoin needs is one good word from Elon, someone buy him a doge t-shirt to say good things about bitcoin, i'm sure we can bribe a 150 billions guy

But seriously crypto is so fragile that a single guy can say a bad thing to buy lower and a good thing to sell higher, it's laughable after all these years.
Are you becoming a r0ach?
It will be fragile and volatile for many years to come, doesn't mean the fundamentals or idea behind it has changed.
USD is a better choice you say?