In order for others to consider your proposal as real, you should start at least by mentioning your BCL (Bank Confirmation Letter) .. and I implore you, do not consider others to be overly silly by saying that the likelihood of fraud during a real meeting is minimized. In addition to all this, you also probably have no idea that 350m euros in 500 euro bills weighs 700 kg ...  So frankly, instead of silly ranting, fly to the US in Business Class and visit the Coinbase office as I'm sure they'll happily accept your clean money, (not to mention the fact that a glass of champagne with a portion of tiger prawns will give you more pleasure than searching for idiots on this forum).