after shower I got aware that one of my testicle hangs lower than the other one. ~
any help from you genius folks?
My 9gag knowledge: that's so they don't hit each other. It's a feature, not a bug!
sourceit looks more like this.


EDIT: with this low
BTC prices I really thinking about to sell both.

Could you scan them with your phone and send me the stl files? I could try and make a print.
Nah, there comes pictures in my mind of you raping my 3D printed balls (either in plastic or steel). go away!
But you are gonna need some kind of memento.
I was thinking you could gild them and take them out once a year on the day you lost them and tell your grandchildren the story of how your house came to generational wealth, it could become a tradition in the house of Gyrsur.