BlackHatCoiner, considering fillippone's proposal, keep in mind that without a proper long-term agreement in those weeks when he will demand from you payment in wine, he will impose on you soulful conversations about the king of Italian cinema.

It's a pity, as I would like to think that the contract would oblige them to voluntarily-compulsorily serve and please Your Lordship, (In any case, there are not many titled persons on the forum, so it would be nice if the contract implied certain restrictions, including a taboo on any sexual relations outside the home and 🦊 club.).