you said "Decade long lurker here" - so you must be full of money right? you get into game when BTC was for 100USD? or 50?

what about using that free money to develop what you want if you haven't found it?

let's do a startup - your funding + my technical greatness => solution for you and many other people.

(based on how you have copied that github link you really need somebody for tech side and marketing side)

think about it...