How to advertise your shitcoin on Bitcointalk:
1. Create a Bitcointalk account with the name of your shitcoin as your username
2. Add a link to your shitcoin on your signature
3. Create some nonsense topic and hope to get replies
4. ? ? ?
5. Profit
Seems to me that you got OP rught where it hurts, have some merit to enjoy with that fiery tips on how to advertise your shitcoin. To answer OP, I think it's too early to say that the future is safe maybe wait for another 5 years before we can confidently say that bitocin is too big to fail.