How to advertise your shitcoin on Bitcointalk:
1. Create a Bitcointalk account with the name of your shitcoin as your username
2. Add a link to your shitcoin on your signature
3. Create some nonsense topic and hope to get replies
4. ? ? ?
5. Profit
Add in a few steps there. Think of a name that is related to a topic fresh in people's minds from a recent influencer. To do this, simply google Bitcoin and see which are the hottest topics. Oh is it Elon? What did he say? Ah so let me make an eco Bitcoin.
May the replied OP get are only negative ones so he learns his lesson. Who are we kidding though:)