Lol, don't jump down your throat?  You're question has nothing to do with bitcoin, it's simple math.  1 is 1.  It's fixed at 1, no matter how many times you divide it, it's still 1.  1 doesn't' become worth more when you divide it, the value of the sum of it's denotations is is still 1.

If you don't want anyone to jump down your throat, don't be a dunce.