"== Fees ==
You have to cover any Western Union fees."
I bet he's on holiday in Nigeria lol
or in Romania
LOL
I love this part:
4. Find the nearest WU agent on locations.westernunion.com.
5. Bring along your cash and visit a Western Union agent in person.
6. Complete and submit a to-send-money form to the WU agent.
What an asshole lol