from 2 to 3 satoshi is a 50% increase. So it went up 50%!! BUY BUY BUY! HOLD HOLD HOLD!
If it goes back down to 2 satoshi it will only be a 33% decrease, ain't that beautiful

So we have an a 50-33=17 percent increase per one two-coins-to-three-coins-to-two-again hop? Sounds beatiful.