Why would someone who wants out of bitcoins not just convert them into dollars on an exchange and take the money? Are you seriously implying that someone would give up a good deal of money on the off chance that not selling them on the open market will somehow keep bitcoins slightly more stable? Why not just put them on a USB drive or whatever-the-fuck and forget about them for a while if that was the case? You're a retard.
'Hurrrrr, please give me free monies'
Agreed. Just think these posts are funny so I decided to do one myself.