OMG, that's hilarious!  I wouldn't call that a shitpost, just a funny one--and that's probably how he meant it.  It's rare nowadays that you see a newbie write like a crazed lunatic while actually making sense.  Oddly enough, I hope that guy sticks around and that I see his posts outside of Speculation (which I have on ignore).

Now that's a shitpost that's funny.  I saw that thread in my unread threads feed but didn't bother to click on it.  Had I done so I could have had a few seconds of amusement.  That'll teach me.

I'd wonder if that post was plagiarized if it weren't so bitcoin-specific and so poorly-written.  Unfortunately you're right, that dude is completely clueless.