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Unfortunately for you, all the "things" that you offer as collateral, don't worth a thing here. I suggest you read
this and if you have something that is considered valid, put it up for collateral. If not, then the best thing for you is to lock your thread and move on and look elsewhere.
I want to correct you. The "collateral" the OP is offering
does have value however it is not possible to prevent the OP from unilaterally removing the value from a potential lender.
I would suggest the OP offer to buy something on amazon to other forum members that is valued less than the amount of credit on the OP's account in exchange for what the OP considers to be a fair price.