Don't be so puerile Tok and let's instead talk about DASH. 
Have you read Ryan's recent megathread on DashDirect (CrayPay offering) that is an absolute game changer for the North American market?

https://twitter.com/RTaylor05/status/1412184441535954945

This is a big step forward in cementing DASH's supremacy in the Crypto Payments industry as the coin to goto for spending your crypto fortune. 

and as if that wasn't enough, yesterday we started miner signalling for the DIP20 hardfork and already we have 70% of the hashrate signalling readiness for the change, so we should be able to lock-in the change in a few weeks.    It looks like DASH is coming along nicely on several fronts, things are slowly happening and chugging along.  We also noticed we've stopped selling off Masternodes and started to hold the same level, perhaps even increasing slightly https://mnowatch.org/dash-stats/?20210708052009 DASH could be turning a bullish corner here.  Very exciting time for the dip buyers indeed !