I know what you mean, man. I couldn't buy any local food with bitcoins and I don't have any dollars, so I tried to eat some home-made bitcoin hobo soup today but it wasn't filling at all. And now I'm just shitting ones and zeroes all over the bathroom every few minutes and it all smells like sulfur. Man, I knew I should have eaten namecoins instead. I hear those taste like chicken. Bitcoins are worthless.