That's a Papa Don't Preach!

 edit: My daughter wants me to stop doing this - she said that on the internet, they call people like me stalkers.  

 edit2: I know you can't give me any more merits if I won since I'm already over quota but would it be too much of an imposition to ask you to give 2 merits to JimboToronto for his last post where he shows off his catch?