The people of the U.S. have struck a bargain with Satan where a special area in hell has been reserved just for them.
As they have achieved their end of the deal by committing more evil than any other peoples throughout history, the vast majority of Americans will enjoy a slightly cooler area in the fire-pit where they will burn eternally.
If the cowards of the Afghan army didn't drop their guns and run like a bunch of sissies this wouldn't be happening. They are more concerned with what color dress to wear tomorrow than protecting their country.
ALL COWARDS. Now they have to deal with the Taliban lol Fucking spineless losers.
A tip to secure a safe evacuation is to get a truckload of MALE goats and lure the Taliban away from the city. But this will draw ALL the male Afghans too. You would then safely be able to evacuate women and children. The only thing that would work better than a truckload of MALE goats is a truckload of little boys. We know these pigs love raping little boys.