NIX here too, very much awake & very not a nerd

I also don't have constant security issues & updates, viruses, etc, etc........

OK let's put it simply, any coin or app that relies on linux will stay small, never go mainstream. It's got to run on what people use, not what a small minority like.
Being removed from Apple store even damaged bitcoin.
Using linux is like heating a swimming pool to boil an egg for most people, they prefer things easy and quick to use.
...and yes, you're into crypto and linux, go buy a green hornet T shirt