Well shit I just sliced my goddamn toe and blood everywhere!
I dropped a hammer on the tile and have been too busy (lets call it busy because I hate to admit to being lazy!) and was soaked after a shower and just slipped right into the sharp edge dammit.
Toes Bleed ALOT!!!
And in the middle of this bloodbath you immediately ran to the computer and told us all about it

Yup, about 5 seconds after I got the blood stopped!
I figured you guys needed a laugh.
