My name is Dr. Wolfgang Kainz. I work for the U.S. Government in a special division. We are looking for help from the community to track down cyber criminals, e.g., scamming, stealing of bitcoins, hacking, etc. Your contribution will be rewarded on a case-by-case basis with crypto currencies.
Let me know how much I can get if I give you a criminal impersonating a government official.
once my identity is confirmed i will recommend you removal.
Hilarious.