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I just looked in my directory trying to figure out if I could call "bitcoin" directly, and since I did not find a listing, I looked under king daddy, honey badger, satoshi nakamoto, and lillie fiend.. still no luck.
Personally, I cannot find any way to get in touch with bitcoin or any of the pseudonyms that I can think of to make a request for UPpity.
Probably there is someone better connected than me.. perhaps? perhaps?
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Perhaps your lil selfie should make a callening to the BBB? (Better Bitcoin Bureau).....Surely?