LOL.  I just know legendster is going to have a long and likely (unintentionally) humorous response to this, so I'm going to follow owlcatz's lead and bust out the buttered popcorn and 3D glasses.

So what exactly did happen here?  Did the hacker of legendster's account take out a loan or something?  I've been away from my computer for about 8 hours and when I return, there's all this drama afoot.  Is your password not strong enough, legendster?