Do you have teachers in your religion who teach you to respond like that? Or is it part of your own designing?

I will make it easy for you. Since you are craving for it.
My teacher is the reason and logic, also known as Lucifer in your circles. ROFL.
Why talk about logic and reason all of a sudden?
They are part of essentially every religion. Or does your ROLF mean that you don't like logic and reason? At least that would clarify, a little, why you talk the way you do.

I don't think you will ever understand how to think logically. Religions are based on faith, not reason.
Why talk about logic and reason? Because your responses are incoherent.