BY TYLER DURDEN
This sums it up, really. No need to look any further, or to engage with the content. With such a 'witty' nom de guerre, how could we fail to take the article seriously?

I was about to post the very same thing, however apparently Zero Hedge "staff" always posts using this pseudonym
source.
Maybe they have a staff infection. After all, they could be hung up on staff like
is hung up 0on polio.