Hire me and I will be the first one to kick you out from the team LOL
Who the hell come in a forum and leave a one line post asking for a job which may take a lot of back and forth communication and understanding about the idea.
F you!
I was planning to go in details but my English is so bad that I was writing and then press hold backspace button, did this alot of time until I said the same. F me!
And I write whatever I could.